I'M DONE WITH PARIS HILTON

Paris Hilton got out of jail last night. She says she has changed. Either that is true or it isn't. If it is true, there's no more story. If it isn't true, I'm not giving that attention whore any more reinforcement. I refuse to be a party to her co-dependency with the tabloids a moment longer. If she comes on TV, I'm changing the channel.